DIRI SAYA ;B

HYE!

Ika perasan dah lama ika x ber-blog kan? So, this time ika nak ceritakan pengalaman ika dekat asrama SMTKL pulak! Enjoy

So, waktu first time ika jejak kaki dekat dalam dorm, ika rasa... teruja sangat sebenarnya! Tapi bila difikir balik. adoyai, teruknya bilik! Dahlah locker kecik, katil, yuck! Ada peta dunia (Pandai 2 lah imagine) and waktu ika nak letak baldi dekat bilik basuh, ika perasan all these lumut hijau kawasan bertakung type, betui2 depan pintu tandas. EEWWWW! Dekat kampung pun dah jalan berjengket2, inikan pula dekat sini! (Tapi tu dulu-dululah, sekarang dah biasa dah ; >) Habislah, 2 tahun ika nak hadam situasi tu, tapi tu waktu ika baru first masuklah. Bila dah lama2, ika tak perasan pun ada lumut hijau tu. Penat punya pasal bila balik sekolah, terus aje mandi cepat2, lepas tu capai bantal, Zzzzzzz! Kalau tak pun, buat h/w jelah. Bukan ada kerja lain pun nak buat! Tu pengalaman waktu first masukl... yang lain pula, waktu seminggu orientasi.

SEMINGGU ORIENTASI, hmmmm? macam apa ye? Best? Awesome? Yes and yes and yes! Triple yes tu! Orientasi dekat sana memang habis dipulun oleh seniors aje, tapi takpe, seronok. Dahlah ika asyik berkepit dengan bestfriend ika aje, bila time cikgu kasi ceramah, tulah waktu ika bergelak teke-ke-keke dengan Alya dekat belakang. Almaklumlah, pelajar contohkan, cikgu bebel apa2 pun bukan ika boleh hadam sangat. Life no rules lah! So, yang best part tu waktu last day of orientasi! Hehehe, kitorang nyanyi lagu simple aje, tapi seronok! Nyanyi lagu MALAM INI KITA PUNYA - BUNKFACE, then waktu pertengahan, abang-abang MPP (kiranya mcm pengawas seoklah) baling tisu rolls dekat kitorang. Terkejut mak! Wow dah macam fireworks indoor dah. Sangat indah, sebiji mcm dalam movie2 luar negara tu! Kitorang apa lagi, haaaa gelek gila2 (but not like clubbing lah) tak main lah. Dalam bilik bolehlah. Berapa banyak -lah daaa. Tulah, sedap sangat, tiba2 Cek suruh berhenti. (Cek tu kapten sekolah kitorang. X hensem, tapi sangat teguh pada suatu prinsip dia, NO COUPLES IN SCHOOL! Ayat popular dia... "Aku x nak kwsn sekolah kita ni jadi sarang maksiat korang" Tu dia...) OK, sambung... Rupa2 nya, cikgu disiplin tengah bercekak pinggang dekat pintu dewan! Hahahaha! OMG best moment ever! Tak boleh ku lupa raut wajahnya yang suggul. Cek pulak muka dah cuak sangat dah! Memang best sangat waktu tu, sampai ika dengan Alya terpaksa vibrate sebab tahan gelak (ow you know what I mean) Then, lepas habis semua orientasi, barulah kitorang sama2 kemas dewan. haaa united tau SMTKL ni! Hebat! Nak sambung lagi ke? Ok, Macam mana pulak dalam kelas kan? Yeah.... Ika have a great story for ya'll, tapi nantilah sambung. Dah banyak sangat dah ni. Ta-ta jumpa lagi you guys!

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BadriSyah99

PEREMPUAN LINDUNGAN KAABAH

Assalamualaikum,

I've had just completed one of the greatest novel in history, PEREMPUAN LINDUNGAN KAABAH

It's really fun to read something religious once in a blue moon. Well, truth to say, I'm not the type to just read something religious all the time. So, I enjoy my time reading this because one of my greatest deductions on Islam have been answered. It is...

1. Does women can't work along with men?

Ans: Yes, women can work together with men but physical contact must not be allowed. To keep it simple, it's best if you avoid working with a crowd of men when you're the only woman there. It's because physical contact can cause many problems between a man and woman. But easily said, as a woman yourself, you must kinda feel shy yourself when you're working with them (men), right? So, why troubled yourself?

2. Can't women do men's work?

Ans: OK! So you're asking you want the same rights for both women and men? What I meant is you do men's job and men do women's job. Sure, can! So, I presumed men must be pregnant then and give birth to a child? Allah, have created us women and men physically different. So, there must be jobs that are specified to us, male or female. Allah knew what's best for us, so, he gave us the perfect body (sex) for the job. Now, do you understand?

And so, now I feel good about myself again. I come to understand a bit on Islam. I really hope you guys too would've enjoy this love novel as it is quite amazing and I could assure you myself. That is it for today. Ta-ta and have a nice time reading the book!

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BadriSyah99

  DISNEY POSTER  

HI!

WELL, THIS IS MY FIRST TIME SENDING ONE OF MY " BROTHERS" DRAWINGS. TRUTH TO SAY, IT'S UGLY! I REALRY HOPE THIS NAILS IT. IT'S NOT BECAUSE OF THE PRIZE THAT I'M CHASING FOR, BUT IT'S THE WINNING FELLING I WANT HIM TO FEEL!

LAST SAT, MY MUM WENT TO HIS SCHOOL. IT'S HIS REPORT CARD'S DAY. IT WAS REALLY AWFUL AND I CAN'T BARELY TO HEAR WHAT'S THE STORY THAT MUM WILL TELL US WHEN SHE GETS BACK. UNFORTUNATELY, THE NEWS THAT WE HAD WAS REALLY BAD! HE WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE CLASS THAT WAS NEEDED TO ENTER THE SPECIAL CLASS STUDENTS AND FOR THOSE WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, YOU CAN JUST IMAGINE IT WAS LIKE A CLASS OF STUPID CHILDREN. WE ALL FELT AWFUL FOR HIM BUT I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S ASHAMED OF HIMSELF ALREADY. WHAT MORE CAN WE DO? WHEN I'M PRETTY SURE MUM HAD GUIDE HIM SO WELL, YET HE WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! 

SO, THIS IS THE ONLY PRIZE THAT I CAN GIVETO HIM. A FEELING OF BEING AT THE TOP! I KNOW HOW IT FEELS! LIKE YOU ARE THE NUMBER 1 IN EVERYTHING AND THE BEST AMONG THE BEST! I WANT HIM TO FEEL THIS, SO THAT HE COULD BRING HIMSELF UP ONCE MORE AND PURSUE WHAT MUST BE HIS. HE MUST CLAIMS HIS WORTH FOR THE FAMILY HONOUR. I'M SURE HE WILL SUCCEED. 

AND SO, THIS IS IT GUYS,...

I'M SORRY, THE PICTURE WON'T ROTATE.
PRAY FOR HIS VICTORY!

AMIN, THANKS ;)

REPORTING,
BADRISYAH99

KERJA KURSUS PKU

      KERJA KURSUS PKU     

ASSALAMUALAIKUM,

OK, TO THOSE WHO REALLY NEED THE TIPS ON HOW TO ANSWER QUESTIONS ON THE "KERJA KURSUS PKU", THESE ARE A SAMPLE THAT I HAVE MADE MYSELF.

BEFORE THAT, WHY IS MY PRODUCTS ARE USEFUL:
1. BECAUSE I ALWAYS SCORE THE HIGHEST FOR PKU SUBJECT'S IN CLASS
2. BECAUSE, YOU CAN SAY I'M AN EXAMPLE-RY STUDENT
3. BECAUSE MY PRODUCT HAVE BEEN CRITICISED (MARKED) BY THE TEACHERS - AND THEY ALL ARE SATISFIED WITH IT!
4. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S REALLY HARD TO MAKE UP WORDS JUST TO MAKE A STUPID AND AN OBVIOUS SENTENCE.

HOPE YOU FIND THESE USEFUL!

REST ASSURED AND ENJOY ;)

     REPORTING,    

        BADRISYAH99